Lynx

a text based internet web browser.
lynx is the worst web browser out there!
deoderant thats been in english speaking countries since the 90’s and just made it to america in the naughties labled axe,

warning wearing too much of it will make everybody in the room vomit or p-ss out especially if its a real bad scent.
in my experience lynx j-&- attracts the girls haahaahahaa it’s mine all mine.
function: noun
inflected form(s): plural lynx or lynx·es
etymology: middle english, from latin, from greek; akin to old english lox lynx and probably to greek leukos white — more at light
date: 14th century
date of urban adoption: circa mid-1990s
: a woman, typically in the 50s, who intentionally preys on younger men, who are typically in their early 20s. the term’s urban use began pejoratively, and has thus far remained pejorative. often among a group of inebriated friends the most inebriated is selected and encouraged to approach the lynx, to the glee of all those who witness the regrettable event.
related terms: cougar puma
i don’t care how hot that lynx is; she’s too d-mn old!
a feline that is normally grey or brown, has faded spots, and black tufted ears.
i saw a lynx at the zoo! it was really cool.
the best text based web browser known to man. lynx is very useful on any unix based computer because a gui does not belong on any unix based computers (except for all of the noob mac users who pay for freebsd…it is named freebsd for a reason…sigh), which leaves us with lynx.
my hosting customer has the most rotten pr0n site 3\/4r! zomg!!! -shudders…truly rotten! i do not want to be scarred for life by browsing his site where i can see pictures so i use lynx instead; it is especially useful when connected to the server it is being hosted on.
the best friend you will ever have. he is brilliant, strategic, and a lethal enemy, but has a heart of gold. he treasures the people he loves with utter selflessness and would do anything for the few people who have the sensitivity to understand and admire him. he is often misunderstood and prefers to be alone, but he is a hopeless romantic at heart. there is no limit to his talent and he will never cease to surprise and amaze you. if you are lucky enough to meet and befriend a lynx, don’t ever let him go.
“hey, who was that kid? he caught my attention.”
“that was lynx. he is amazing…he’s my best friend.”
hot milf, or woman who is single and looking. is not old enough to be a cougar, but usually is 28-35. is not into games, drama, or deadbeats.

she is in the odd age range of being attractive to younger males who are interested in her s-xual prowress, and the over older males who don;t want to have to deal with the 20 year olds drama or games. has choice of boy toys or sugar daddies.

can teach the young ones a few tricks, or enjoy lavish gifts. is hot and in her s-xual prime. enjoys the attention of the younger men, and occasionally plays with a meal or two… 😉
guy 1) see that chic?

guy 2) dude!! that lynx can sink her nails in me anytime!!