Lyricide
the act of destroying a person’s psyche and/or will to live by means of incredible rapping performance, whether by devastating insult to the person affected or by pure lyrical genius.
-rapper finishes his set of amazing rhyming-
victim: i…i can’t go on. life simply isn’t worth living anymore!
witness: oh sh-t son! that -offensive vernacular term for african-americans- just committed lyricide on that fool!
listening to music that makes one want to kill oneself.
it specifically refers to depressing lyrics with side effects of attacking a persons subconscious if they don’t listen to lyrics, or consciously making them want to kill themselves. either way, it is a very high risk situation.
also includes most pop music. on the grounds that the lyrics are so shallow that one must find refuge deep within themselves, with a knife or a sword or something.
ali: “i love bright eyes. it is my musical choice to slit my wrists to.”
boss: “don’t you dare turn on that zune! that is lyricide! we will replace your blood stained cubicle !”
jessica: “elliot smith means something to me because he was so poetic about his suicide.”
beavis: “he committed lyricide on himself.”
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