Lysander
one of the lovers in shakespeare’s a midsummer night’s dream
demetrius:”… and lysander, yield thy crazed t-tle to my certain right!”
an elegant, intriguing man who is something of a mystery. attractive and magnetic. charming without trying to be.
i saw lysander in a suit, and it made my night.
kid with a miniature d-ck that lives in m-ssachusetts and likes boys
“god that kid in my middle school is such a lysander ”
a shrew little old man who goes around small towns and peddles mdma (ecstacy) tablets to kids under 17.
“i was walking down the street and saw a lysander, i went over but he was all out”
a teenager who lives in shepton mallet, likes knives, and kicks -rs-.
lysander lives in shepton mallet.
which sucks -ss.
great.
a gay boy who sucks off xion and w00tage
/lysander sucks xion and w00tage
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