M.I.M.L.G.I.T
an acronym meaning “mother i’d most likely give it to” to replace the extremely over-used,played out and vulgar m.i.l.f
pr-nounced mim-el-get
from the timeless cl-ssic “the m.i.m.l.g.i.t song” written and performed by john butor and jerry hughes
lyrics:
verse
it started off at cedar point
where we packed some bowls and rolled some joints
i looked off in the distance and could not believe what id seen
it was a m.i.m.l.g.i.t. looking back at me
(chorus)
she was a m.i.m.l.g.i.t. (she’s a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)
ohhh she was a m.i.m.l.g.i.t (she’s a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)
verse 2
one year later, i took a trip to china
on a mission to find some sideways v-g-n-
i stepped off the plane and what did i see
but a m.i.m.l.g.i.t. who was winking at me
(chorus)
i don’t care if she’s poor, i don’t care if she’s rich
i only want her to do back flips on my d-ck
the older the berry the sweeter juice
if you saw that woman you’d feel like i do
(chorus)
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