M.N.P.


stands for must not procreate.

applied to morons who, by law, should not be allowed to make children.
bill: so, last week, i started para sailing and i was looking up at the sky instead of the ground, so i look down and see that i’m about to land in this swamp full of alligators.

me: wait, you para sailed over a f-cking swamp?

bill: yeah.

me: dude you are beyond m.n.p. you’re to the point now that you’re too stupid to exist.
money no problem – a person that does not have to worry about cash.
oil company owners and people that live in norway are usualy mnp

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