m.pons


usually small but chunky guy that looks like a woman. this species has almost gone extinct due to the h-m-s-xual ecounters with apes.besides known for their h-m-s-xuality they are also known for their slight touch of dwarfism.
josh: “oh my god dude, i thought i saw a m.pons today. it was so freaky dude.”

jose: “that must have been a tramatic experience for you.”

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