Mabaret
the king of all men.
only one ‘mabaret’ can exist in the world at any one time, and that one ‘mabaret’ will be worshipped by all who come across him. ‘mabaret’ is the one all men look up to and wish to be, and the one all women wish all men were more like.
person 1: did you see that amazingly hot, super talented generally amazing guy back there?
person 2: yeah, i wish i was him.
person 1: i think it might have been ‘mabaret’, king of men!
person 2: omg! yes! i feel blessed to be near him. -faints-
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