Mac Retarded
these are the people who have been using pcs there wholelife and therefore are mac r-t-rded. can also be used to describe many asian people who don’t know sh-t about macs and have never used one because they like crunching numbers which is only good on a pc which is also cheaper. therefore many asian people are mac r-t-rded
in my computer arts cl-ss we use macbooks. the asian girl in my cl-ss has no idea.
me: hey guys lets make a video on photo booth with the isight camera
friend 1: okay thats a good idea
weird asian girl sees us making a video
weird asian girl: hey how do i get the video?
me: f-ck off all u chinese people are mac r-t-rded.
weird asian girl: whats photo booth? whats and isight? what’s safari?
fried 2: yup she’s never used a mac before in her life.
me: mac r-t-rded
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