mac screwed


in which you buy a ipod, mac computer, or software in which 2 days later, apple announces a bigger and better version, so you buy the better one and then a week later, hey, heres the ipod with 20 more gb of memory!

also, apples way of playing cia.
bobby- “hey dude, so i saved up 6 months of pay, gave up my car, my girlfriend, food, shampoo, my big apartment and i finally got the macpro dual core!!!! yeah baby!!!”

baylor – uhhh, well they just came out today with a quad core for half the price…..

bobby- motha f-cker, steve motha jobs!!!! you motha f-cker!!!

baylor- you got mac screwed !!! hahahaha at least windows gives me a 1 year heads up hahaha!!!

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