MACCALLUM
a maccallum is a youn lady in her 20’s who wishes to go out with a footballer and become a wag. maccallums usually have part time jobs to subsidise their mid-week nights out looking for footballers, and her friends are also waggabes
“ashley cole is now single, have you got his number”
-“your such a maccallum”
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