macchi
an word with adjective, verb, and noun forms used to describe any activity in which an unders-xed overh-rny person (usually p-b-scent and male) lies, stoops, oggles, or performs any other number of usually shameful and tacky acts shamelessly on the premise that it’s okay if it leads to s-x.
(adj.) when he pretended his mom died of cancer so she’d sleep over, that was pretty macchi. (verb) please don’t let me drink tonight guys, i’m afraid if i get drunk i’m going to macchi the first fat chick i see. (noun) it was a total macchi when you shouted out the wrong girl’s name in bed and then kept shouting out wrong names so she’d think you were joking.
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