Macguyver Tits
i. a pair of crafty br–sts, usually belonging to a female. the nipples are either perky enough to pick a lock, or the br–sts are so alluring to the male’s gaze that they could disarm a gunman.
ii. a women’s chest which appears large, but is in fact a bra stuffed with socks, tissue paper, duct tape, etc.
i. “hey steve, check out that girl at the end of the bar. she’s using her macguyver t-ts to get drinks again!”
ii. “i wish i was a d-cup like you, erin.” “here, you can borrow one of my bras and some toilet paper – just macguyver some t-ts.”
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