macgyvering
“when you take something and you make it something that it shoulden’t be but it almost works perfect”-draco
macgyvering is when you take something and make it something it shoulden’t be but it almost works perfect
to tinker, using items not normally used for this purpose.
“i’m macgyvering, we’ll see if this works.”
to manuever oneself indirectly in social aspects of life. jumpstarting a conversation with pure bullsh-t.
gustofer “fred” hansboug was macgyvering around the fraternity party.
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