Mach Jesus


a term used to describe an objects insanely high rate of speed.
joe: why were you late for work today mike?

mike: cause the douche-bag who drives the bus insists that he blow by my stop at mach jesus so he doesnt have to pick anyone up, so i missed it.
driving too fast for your own good.
i saw the police chasing this car down the street at mach jesus.

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