a machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.
harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.
an asian with small earlobes wow, look at that ch-nkoy, she has such small earlobes!
- oh my goi
a valley girl way to say, “oh my god!” “oh my goi rachael, what did you do??”
when a vehicle has a cool sound that car was straight blubbin
- slavic meatb*lls
when you or a woman take a sh-t on your floor than you cover your t-st-cl-s in it and you have the woman lick the sh-t off your b-lls “hey chad i heard you and stacy got together” “yeah frank i gave her some slavic meatb-lls”
- seat logic
the practice of reversing conventional toilet seat etiquette for the benefit of the greater good. there comes a time in a social function that it makes more sense to leave the toilet seat in the “up” position as a default to avoid being p-ssed on inadvertently. the “up” position also maximises gravitational clearance of any […]