Machia


a guy that can come across as a jerk to many but once you get on his good side he is a silly guy who likes to joke and have fun. he is an amazing boyfriend and is caring and sweet when he wants to be. he is amazingly attractive and easily irritated. one of the coolest, funniest, outgoing person you could hope to meet.
“dang you know a machia? you’re lucky. i’ve only ever dreamt of meeting someone so cool!”

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