Machu Picchu Mudslide


when you are having -n-l s-x with a peruvian woman without giving her a proper cleaning prior; when you pull out she has major colon blow all over your johnson.
last night i was banging guadalupe and she had a machu picchu mudslide all over the place…..it was nasty.

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