Macintosh Computer


a computer designed for idiots who can’t do a simple task such as plug a cable from a device into their computer. people who buy macs think they are releasing themselves of former pc woes(apple’s advertising is built around this), but soon realize that macs do have problems of their own. hence the mac fix it forums website.
wow, i spent over $3000 on a overpriced piece of sh-t macintosh computer and i can’t get it to work!

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