MacIver


(v) to shave while under the influence of alcohol.

(n) facial hair, esp. a mustache, which is unusual or irregular due to having been shaved while under the influence of alcohol.
i totally cut myself maciver’ing!

angus went clean-shaven because he gave himself a maciver.

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