macket
a combination of the word mac and jacket. -ssociated with the junior rowing team marina aquatic center in marina del rey,ca whose uniform consists of wearing a sick red jacket with the letters mac written across.
random rower:why didn’t you wear your macket today it’s freezing?!
mac rower: do you even row for mac?…..
mac novice: i haven’t gotten my macket yet, all i have is this mac sweatshirt with a r-t-rded hood fml :'(
portmanteau of the words meat and bracket.
this is when two males press their erect p-n-ses against the left and right side of a female’s face, thus producing the meat bracket.
if a third individual takes the front of the female’s face. this is called “the three macketeers”
yo, mason, let’s macket this snitch’s face.
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