Mackjob
the art of needing to have a w-nk and take a long sh-t with limited time. similar to a blumpkin but un-ssisted.
hi tony, what are you up to?
hi brad, i’m sorry mate i don’t have time to talk. i had a m-ssive night, i am as h-rny as all f-ck, i need to take a m-ssive sh-t and i start work in twenty minutes. i’m off for a quick mackjob. catch you later.
that tony is always one step ahead.
#blumpkin
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