macklayne
a very extroverted female who likes to twerk. she is not afraid to tell you how it is. she is super real, sometimes, and when she’s not, she’s twerking. she dates people that are older than her. she’s thick. we like her.
l: look up macklayne’s a$$.
h: it has cosmic powers.
l: and a facebook profile.
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