Macloser


a person who foolishly spends excessive money on technology hoping to somehow become superior or cool because of said purchase even though superior lower cost technology exists.
james spent so much money on his iphone and mac he had to live with his parents, what a macloser!

macloser; i got a new car today, i’ll be over to pick you up as soon as i get it back from my machanic, get some macgas, and find an approved macroad to your house. but don’t worry, after 30 years and 10% market share soon everyone will be driving a maccar… ihope

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