macolyte


a slavish devotee of all things mac and apple, to the point of being without reason in the face of clear and incontrovertible evidence.
“our cto is a total macolyte. he says the ata drive is superior to all others!”
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(n) one who is fanatically devoted to apple products, esp. the macintosh computer. also known as a “mac zealot”.
he’s a macolyte; don’t even -think- of mentioning microsoft within earshot.

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