Macomb Township


a small quiet town next to the ghetto of sterling heights and clinton township where drugies roam free…..the po po stop all black people driving in macomb township. a township filled with the rich. you wish you could live here, but we’re glad you dont because you too poor. we drive our expensive cars, wear our expensive clothing and snort only thee finest cocaine.
andy: “so where do you live”
josh: “macomb township”
andy: “oh cool! wanna hang out”
josh: “ummm…well you see i would, but umm im too rich for you”

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