Macs or PC’s


which are better? macs or pc’s? let’s see: mac’s have harddrives that crash every other minute and look all sleek and stuff even though they perform mostly like cr-p. macs are only good for homework stuff and powerpoint presentations.

pc’s are often slow and lumpy and they can’t have as much software on them as pc’s. but they’re the best for playing computer games (do they even have them on mac’s) and downloading p-rn as you know you all do. (not me, though. i have a girlfriend) pc’s are also good for personalization and are often cheaper.
and the winner is…..
pc’s.
a debate between the two major brands of computer macintosh and microsoft. ignoring linux as it is a non-commercial software. the debate has been popularized by macintosh’s “i am mac and i am a pc” commercial. microsoft lacks a counter advertis-m-nt campaign.

both brands have a loyal base that defends them. however, macintosh is gaining an upper hand with the creation of the ipod, ilife and iphone, which are winning over many pc users. the market though stands at about 86%-11%-3% (microsoft – mac – linux).
the arbitrary macs or pc’s debate rages on in tv, but not in reality.
the stupidest argument in the history of stupid arguments, between two sides who both tell huge lies. neither one can concede the fact that everything does everything, macs do business projects equally well and pcs do creative projects equally well. macs don’t get viruses or worms (usually), pcs have more software written to them.
“macs or pc’s?”

“why are you bothering me with asking? go away i hate you i hate your mother too!”
pc’s = piece of sh-t thats about as useful as a cabbage! really sh-t and has unnesasary pop-ups and the most annoying paper clip that always says “hey, it looks like you’re writing a letter, would you like help?”! – how annoying!
pc’s crash all the f-cking time, and are about as quiet as a jcb ploughing the farmers fields – not to mention how sh-t they look!!

mac’s = the dream machine, alot more stylish that your average pc and has use for it other than playing sh-tty pc games like duke newcome or half life!
the mac actually doesn’t crash all the f-ckin time and is alot easier to use. whats the point in have a “start menu” on a pc when you can have the most stylish “dock” on the mac!
all you pc geeks out there – get a mac and you won’t regret it!

the winner is – the mac
pc user: “f-ck man my pc’s just crashed again……oh its on now but it has green glitches on it!!! huh? ”

mac user: “man this is so stylish and easy to use, i’ll never go back to the pc….never! this motherf-ker doesn’t crash all the time! runs like a dream!

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