Macterbation
macterbation (mack-tur-bait-shun) or macterbating (verb) is the act of obsessing yourself in apple products to the point you d-mn near bust a nut. so deep in macbook pros, ipads, iphones, that it’s become a major part of your life tinkering with apple products. literally to the point of suspected v–gr- abuse because your friends are concerned over the fact that you spend hours on end in front of a laptop, tv, tablet or cellphone with a mega huge raging b-n-r. this is a serious condition and there will probably be some sort of walk for it one of these days… be ready.
you walk in to see your bro shacked up in bed; laptop on chest surfing steve jobs memorial websites, apple tv “airplaying” off the iphone in the background, crushing the book on a tablet no more than a fingers “poke” away and blaring itunes (probably the beetles or bob dylan) in the pitch black dark of your parents bas-m-nt totin’ a black turtle neck tee and maybe sipping a pinot grigio. straight up macterbation sesh
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