Mactitude


the att-tude one gives to those not using apple products, such as iphones. mact-tude is having an air of tech superiority
a common statement heard from many with serious mact-tude: “oh….you don’t have an iphone…” – this is usually said while simultaneously giving a look of pity and/or disdain.

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