mad car disease


obsession with cars taken to the extreme (especially if the aflicted person drives a sh-tty car himself and is always thinking of other people’s cars)
you must have mad car disease since you have ongoing subscriptions to motor trend, car and driver, road and track, automobile magazine, autoweek, edmunds, and more!

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