becoming so enraged by a situation that you have to vehemently punish your genitalia and proving that you are master of the universe
i just got done playing gears of war with the bros, now i gotta go mad fap
- hueves rancheros
a popular mexican dish based on huevos rancheros in which one eats a plate of eggs, sh*ts them onto a tortilla, and tops it off with salsa and cilantro. typically enjoyed on thursdays. me: how was your trip to cancun? you: it was fantastic! i had the best hueves rancheros at this four star restaurant!
- ken boned
when the media turns you into an internet celebrity overnight, then systematically tears your character apart two days later after discovering you’re a flawed human being – just like everybody else. you might want to reconsider making that youtube video. if it goes viral, you have a good chance of getting ken boned.
- orange nipple
the part of some oranges where one part extends out like a nipple jimmy: hey dude this orange has an orange nipple brad: your mom has a orange nipple! jimmy: …
- golden cave
when a man is having s*x and think he is about to *j*c*l*t*, but actually urinates inside his partner holy sh*t, i was having s*x with peter, and he proceeded to give me a golden cave!