mad hatters day
a day of madness. ever watch alice in wonderland? well ayyyeeee that’s what this day is. yep, it’s real. google it. grab a crazy -ss hat ’cause this is gonna be mad.
person1: what’s with the hat??
person2: mad hatters day
person1: the sh-t when did this exist
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