Mad Riverish


the phenomenon when a recent college graduate acts extremely douchie at a bar by pretending to be way too cool. named after a douchie bar in a large midwestern city.
“hey matt, did you see those five clowns standing in the corner of the bar acting all mad riverish? those jokers graduated from college like 5 minutes ago and now they are acting like their sh-t don’t stink. what a bunch of lame 30k millionaires.”

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