mad shitter

a mad sh-tter will generally defecate in unusual areas such as hallways, offices, workshops, and the like. such actions are meant either as amusing pranks, or as a method of retribution. there are references to the mad sh-tter in stephen c–nts’s flight of the intruder.
the mad sh-tter struck again! there’s a giant t-rd on the boss’s desk!
a person who enjoys defecation, leaving it for others to admire, considers it an art form, & likes to take it to the next level. favorite places are on top of cars, on supermarket shelves, in food containers, & in his pants. photographs of the deed are required for his gallery. he will leave it on his fingers, for others to unsuspectingly smell, or wipe them & stuff the napkin under his car seat because he’s not afraid of sh-t. the look of terror when the unsuspecting come across his work delights him to no end. this may work him up so much that he will jerk off. if he does multiple dumps in one day, he may go looking for a street wh-r- to bang before washing his hands.
ron: i was at work today & the supermarket stunk.

bill: what happened?

ron: some mad sh-tter left a dump on the shelf behind a wall of cans. it stunk everywhere in the store, but it was hard to find. i had to clean it up after we found it. the store still stunk when i punched out for the day.

bill: really? that’s odd. when i went out to my car today a mad sh-tter had taken a dump on the windshield. p-ssed me off worse when i saw the dents on the roof & hood from where he leaned when he was squatting.

steve: wow!! the mad sh-tter must be on a rampage. i was watching a movie the other night & eating a pint of ice cream. about a third of the way through the taste changed. i asked my gf to taste it. she said it wasn’t right. i turned on the lights & checked it out. why the h-ll would there be corn in rocky road? man, the mad sh-tter is too good at his craft!!

john: i think the mad sh-tter left a gallery of photos of his work on the bulletin board at school. they all had times & dates on them. some were covered in toasted coconut, some in sprinkles, one was in a cat box, another was a windshield with a wiper blade arm lodged in it. many of them were just dumps on cars. one even looked like he fired a load off after taking the dump. the mad sh-tter must be stopped!!

jim: dude at school sh-t in his hand when it was down his pants, & pulled it out to show the whole cafeteria during lunch. he was laughing like a mad man. i’m pretty sure udi is the mad sh-tter.
one who gloriously, with the devotion of a true fetishist, secretly takes a cr-p in the most daring, outrageous, and offensively visible place.
read http://www.charm.net/~msaroff/sh-tter.shtml for more
the mad sh-tter took a huge dump on the boss’s keyboard over the holiday. more astonishing than the size and uniform texture was the lasting and penetrating odor which took weeks to dissipate.
someone who sh-ts and leaves it for someone else to admire.
we discovered that johnny was the mad sh-tter after he left the sh-thouse.
someone whole likes to take a sh-t and not give the courtesy flush for the next toilet customer
“ah h-ll…the mad sh-tter struck again!”