Mad Yock


a mad yock is a girl who tends to like a bit of c-ck in her. i.e. a sl-t or a wh-r-
jeeze that (girls name) is a mad yock, she has f-cked 4 of my friends last week and she i stirred the porridge last night.

sally: oh i was out on the pish last night and i seen terry who has the 10 inch c-ck on the dance floor

kelly: i am frightened by guys with big c-cks, last time i had an 8 incher i couldn’t walk for a week,

sally: well i couldn’t resist. i went over like the biggest wh-r- and put the moves on him and made him take me home and give me a good f-cking in my -ss and in my c-nt.

kelly: f-cking h-ll sally you are a mad yock

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