Madcret


(pr-nounced mad-cret)
abbreviation for mad cretin.

see cretin. a madcret is one who goes above and beyond the status of cretin. to be madcret you must excel in aspects of cretiness; stupidness, foolishness and dumbness.
pat: hey fella, what’s going on?

fella: nothing…

pat: how did you get that bruise?

fella: uhmm, fell down the stairs…

pat: at your house?

fella: yes…

pat: you don’t have stairs at your house, you have one step!

fella: so!?

pat: bahahah you madcret, only someone so stupid, foolish and dumb could pull off something like that.

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