Madden 10-dinitis
a condition that will begin afflicting users of the hotly antic-p-ted “madden 2010” after prolonged periods of gameplay. the first sufferers will be the midnight buyers, who will begin sensing symptoms at around 4 a.m. on august 14th, 2009.
madden 10-dinitis will result in a brief, but severe drop, in productivity for the following work-week of the american economy, as upwards of 7 million people will have called in with the condition.
alfonze (on phone): hey boss, i got bad news. yeah, i got tendinitis and won’t be able to come into work until monday at the earliest. that cool?
rick the boss (on phone): alfonze, do you have tendinitis, or do you have madden 10-dinitis?
alfonze: …madden 10-dinitis.
rick the boss: all right. see you next week. (whispers) how is it?
alfonze: this sh-t’s off the chain, son!
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