Madden Envy
madden envy is something known to be an inherited trait that all women have mainly wives, girlfriends, and overprotective moms who hate madden for no dam reason. madden envy has wide ranging traits but here go the 7 most common
7. constantly nagging you to quit playing the game so you can talk.
6. walks by room and quickly turns around when they hear “ea sports its in the game” followed by the stare of doom.
5. similar to number 6 but this time they yell out “oh my god!” in an attempt to voice frustartion
4. trying to seduce you to have s-x with them or focus your attention on them most men in a madden coma ignore whats going on and what could’ve happen creating more hostility.
3. the third level of anger is when they actually sit in the room and cheer against you and constantly pist you off causing you to lose the game to a madden scrub.
2. the second level of anger is when they call their friends sit in the same room you are playing and try to talk you down with their friends.
1. and the highest level of anger is when they actually make some sh-t up for you to do when they had no intention of you doing this.
game: ea sports it’s in the game
woman: i know thats not a mothaf-ckin game on when you gotta take the trash out?
male: what trash?
woman: the trash in the bas-m-nt and all around the house!
male: i did that all yesterday remember?
woman: don’t you got to go to work?
male: h-ll na its sat-rday!
woman:(upset) well clean the dam gagrage and attic and get off that dam game!
males friend: dam bruh thats major madden envy
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