a furocious women that will bite your head off but fix you cookies at the same time. she likes to read men’s health and rarely shaves her legs
i got a madeline sandusky last night and i don’t know how i feel about it.
- parker poles
the thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users. “hey wayne, watch out for the parker poles on your bike, you don’t want to go a over t.” the thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian […]
- what the hap is f*ckening
that point of exasperation where you cannot form normal sentences anymore. so much has been going on at school lately that all i can say is what the hap is f-ckening?!
really dramatic person who abandons their culture and trys to be j-panese. similar to weaboo alliyah is such a fogol! she needs to chill out on the anime!
stands for “i miss my best friend” or “i miss my boy friend”. usually used during texting. example: friend 1: how are you doing? friend 2: immbf =(
text abbreviation for bitter laugh out loud. used in place of lol, when you want to express disgust instead of amus-m-nt. blol the bank just charged me a fee for having insufficient funds used to describe something that is more than hilarious your joke about that guy’s haircut was blol. blol is a messenger short […]