madeoff
to take, steal or lose someone’s money or investments without a care or apparent concern especially when the sums are by the multi millions or billions.
to “madeoff” with somebody’s pensions fund. a pun on bernie madoff the world’s most notorious ponzi schemer who is accused of losing $50billion of opm or other people’s money.
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being ripped off by unscrupulous people, due to
your own complacency and being too lazy to
pull out a $2 calculator. see: embezzlement
looks like someone in ebay is doing a “madeoff”:
december “new fees”: $14.55
line item actual amount: $14.43 (1%)
november “new fees” = $24.56
line item actual amount: $24.31 (1%)
ebay customer support agrees there is a
computer error, has existed since 2004!
so this particular scam: six years!
grocers do the madeoff:
1 gallon milk: $3.98
half gallon: $1.98 (cheaper to buy 2 of these!)
by being a businessman: i do the madeoff everyday!
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