Madgeism’s
the cr-ss and unexpected things that little miss marie todd does and say to pickle, amuse and offend me all at once.
madge: hows’s about i get a s-x change and you can suck my d-ck?!
me: what?! (as i roll over in hysterics on the floor) there she goes with her madgeism’s again.
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