Madong Wootentong


a grotesquely hairy, and often times, quite smelly foreign female reproductive cave that gives off a smell of ancient rotting cheese that’s been dug up in the constipated -ss of a dead woolly mammoth
guy 1: hey ma – holy sh-t! why does your breath stink like f-ck?!

guy 2: .. remember the girl from the bar last night? well, she had a madong wootentong..

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