Madrasi Nigger Lanjiao

hokkien & cantonese for “madrasi n-gg-r d-ck”. used by locals across the south chinese world (esp. singapore, canton-land & the malay archipelago) to refer to the fabled dravidian p-n-s.
etymologically, this mixed term is a combination of “madrasi” (pertaining to the dravidian capital of the erstwhile madras presidency), “n-gg-r” (british word derived from the original old portuguese “nigro”) & “lanjiao” (hokkien & cantonese for ‘p-n-s’).
when used by cantonese women it indicates an attraction towards dravidian men. but when used by cantonese males it is reflective of deep-rooted shudra p-n-s envy & an obsession with dravidian blackness occasioned by the perceived superiority of the 9-10 inch dravidian p-n-s over the 4-5 inch cantonese p-n-s. this is further fuelled by resentment at widely disseminated traditions of dravidian s-xual mastery & frustration with the dravidianization of their women.
demographically, negro-dravidians comprise more than 7% of malaysia, 6% of singapore, & are spread across
malaya. they are a mixture of tamils, telugus & malabaris who were imported first by arabians, then by portuguese, & finally by the british. hence, aryan stereotypes of dravidian phallic superiority have had centuries to develop deep roots in local s-xual lore. the absence of a caste system to keep the womenfolk in line leads the south chinese women to develop the same strong preference for these dravidian s-x g-ds as indian muslim & catholic women.
1) pui-yu: why all my lovers have small kukujiao? i think next time wanna choose lover must ask them to pull their
pants down then see “p-ss” onot.
choi-lai: eh, madrasi n-gg-r lanjiao is big and black, you can try to consider. lol. (s20+ forum, 4 nov. 2004).
2) wah: any ger by the name yi-yin there ?
yi-yin: so many ger name yi-yin … i oso {also} name yi-yin …
jok-yu: you must ha been dump by a ger call yu.
yi-yin: i think so too. wah, so whose the one been dump ?
wah: i been dump long ago.
yi-yin: lol
jok-yu: i neber get dump before. coz neber had one before!
yi-yin: so how it happen ?
wah: i got married with this ger and she dump me.
jok-yu: why ?
wah: she said she prefers madrasi n-gg-rs.
jok-yu: wot {what} is madrasi n-gg-rs ?
wah: madrasis… tamils … dravidians, south indians …
jok-yu: oh, blackie. why she likes ugly madrasi blackie ?
wah: she said madrasi n-gg-r lanjiao damm long. go all the way in. mine cannot.
yi-yin: i know. i saw one madrasi p-rn clip … got this madrasi blackie … the tamil lanjiao d-mn long n thick
lor! one foot long lol.
wah: damm madrasi blackies are blessed with big lanjiao.
jok-yu: no point finding pretty gers when you have teeny weeny lanjiao. u still get dump at the end of the day.
wah: i have big kukujiao.
jok-yu: then why did u get dump ?
wah: coz mine not as big as madrasi n-gg-rs. how can i compare to madrasi ?
yi-yin: try pulling it daily, maybe it helps!
(singapore youth chat, 22 may 2006)