Mads Mikkelsen
a mystical, foreign man hailing from denmark, mads ( pr-nounced “m-ss,” sorry no mad puns here ) mikkelsen was originally a gymnast and actor, then began his career in acting in 1996. he’s known for playing incredibly s-xy bad guys and seducing people with his smokey accent, brooding looks, and hot body. notable moments in his acting career include literally busting james bond’s b-lls as the bl–dy-eyed villain le chiffre, ( who is great because he has an inhaler, and yet is still a bad-ss and a h-lluva creepy dude ) kicking mythical beast -ss in clash of the t-tans, and most recently, eating rude people as the cleverly-named dr. hannibal ( totally rhymes with cannibal ) lecter. he actively steals the reproductive organs of both dudes and dudettes on tumblr, in particular. he speaks four languages, is pretty much always named the #1 hottest guy in denmark, and he’s sweet and humble as can be. when asked what scares him, he replied: “i don’t like big lines to the restrooms when i just had four beers. it scares me, really.”
mads mikkelsen. total bad-ss, bond villain, danish dude who eats the rude.
person 1: did you see that french villain who busted bond’s b-lls?
person 2: oh, you mean mads mikkelsen?
person 1: yeah, i guess he was pretty mad.
person 2: no, mads mikkelsen. mads. it’s his first name.
person 1: oh, mads. he must have been a really angry baby for his parents to name him that.
person 2: -sighs heavily- …rude.
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