Madturbating
masturbating as an outlet when stressed or angry.
“man i was so p-ssed when i failed my history test, i went to the stall and started madturbating furiously!”
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caffine drink, jerked off into, and stirred with a hot steamy c-ck hemphrid (hem-frid): that c-ckaccino always has just the right thickness to it. when ones p-n-s is topped with whipped cream, cinnamon, and other toppings found in a cappucino. hey ladies, who wants to suck on my c-ckaccino?
- Pull a Kelsie
pulling a kelsie can be defined as being a complete uber b-tch to someone, then just saying something cute and naive to try and get out of it. kelsie: “wtf you’re such a sl-t f-#k you!” layla: “excuse me?” kelsie: “what, did you fart?” layla: “..grow up” kelsie: “i like apples and bananas!” layla: “way […]
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the definitive biography of a p-n-s (c-ck) “mom, leave me alone, i’m writing a c-ckanography!”
- riding gear
1. world of warcraft. mythril spurs, etc. 2. chaps, etc. used in the act of sweet lovin’. 1.i cant believe my riding gear mod still works after patch. 2.put on your riding gear slim. it’s time for lovin’ brokeback mountain style.
- Hartzog
a term relative to “f-cking sh-t up”. to “f-ck sh-t up” to completely and utterly destroy something. “to hartzog” to decimate ex1- bob: “holy sh-t! what happened to karen’s face?” jane: “idk, but it looks like somebody hartzogged her with a ball ping hammer.” ex2- jon: “did you see the 20 car pileup on the […]