maelstrom


a whirlpool of chaos
an extremely chaotic situation
my life is a maelstrom of temporal dreams and p-ssing whimsy.

get me out of this maelstrom.
polish closet-h-m- virgin, never leaves his mom’s apartment, posts on www.panterachat.com and plays online games way too much. likes ’em young, covered in c-m and j-panese (but doesn’t get any in real life)
maelstrom is a f-g!
the most kick -ss band in the world!
i am the maelstrom drummer’s groupie! i push his pedal for him. i’ll push your pedal anyday, adam 😉
absolut ownage.
d-mn, the maelstrom’s 1339.
the most awesome ragnarok online guild on chaos server, with the sweetest members in the world.
omg i was beaten by maelstrom!!

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