mafting


hot and clammy
it’s mafting in ‘ere!
there are three levels of mafting – mafting, which would be warm enough to fry an egg on your leg; bl–dy mafting, which would be warm enough to roast a turkey on your leg; and f-cking mafting, which would be warm enough to smelt gold on your leg.
“feel my leg! it’s bl–dy mafting!”

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