an amazingly awesome person.
i wish that magatha would notice me….
the act of chewing on another persons toe. me: my toe feels dry friend: don’t worry it won’t once it’s been nubled
- that and a platinum card
that and a platinum card, is a modernization of the saying, that and a dime will get you a cup of coffee. the meaning is something is without any particular, practical value. hmmmmm, a degree from that internet college; well that and a platinum card, will get you a cup of latte!
- dry meat
hard d*ck needing lubrication it hurts when my boyfriend tries to stick his dry meat in my v*g*n*. hard d*ck with no lubrication when your boyfriend tries to stick his dry meat into your v*g*n* it hurts.
- heat seat
the uncomfortable situation when using a toilet and the seat is warm from the previous user. brendan: i was at work early this am and hardly anyone was in the office, though when i went to take a dump, i found the seat was warm. frank: man, what are the odds. there are four stalls […]