Mage Status
when you consume enough cans of beer so that when they are stacked one on top of another, they surp-ss your height. the stack of beer cans is taped together to create a staff – the ultimate symbol of drinking intenseness. once mage status is reached, that person is a guaranteed boss.
also known as wizard status.
-f-ck boys we are so gonna acchieve mage status tommorow.
-what a boss, he acchieved mage status
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