Mage


a skilled magic user who, unlike wizards and sorcerors, needs no staff as an outlet of his magic, but instead uses his hands.
the mage made a complicated sign with his hands, and a ball of darkfire erupted from his palm.
the cl-ss in world of warcraft that does crack, then goes and casts spells that split the god d-mn world in half.
horde: “let’s take that guys, we have at least 20 horde here.”
“dude, that’s a mage, do you want the world to die?”
a cl-ss in world of warcraft that is played worst by kratzer of quel dorei
kratzer could not use his mage to beat a noob druid in sh-t gear.
a person who has had s-x until they are at the brink of death will gain the abilities of a mage. they are more powerful than any wizard, witch or sorcerer. they can destroy wizards.
f-ck like the animal you are and gain the magics of a mage and to destroy every wizard there ever was.
highly skilled magic user. also listed as archmagus in the dragonlance series of novels. white robed mages worship the solinari.(white or silver moon (good)

red robed mages for keeping the balance between good and evil worship lunitari (red moon)

black robed mages, of evil worship nuitari. the moon that sheds no light.
most powerful mage raistlin majere, the master of past and present

another mage to be feared was fistandantilus
a female specimen exhibiting one or several of the following physical characteristics:
1. unusually large big toe.
2. gratuitously fleshy dorsal elbow.
3. declicious laffy taffy
did you see that mages over there? i’d love to get a taste of her laffy taffy.
a powerful wizard (seen in the final fantasy series, especially) that controls various elements such as earth, wind, and water. black mages are very tough opponents because of their extremely strong attacks. other mages, such as white mages, control life and healing.
“that black mage just cast fire3 to demolish that enemy!”

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