Maggie (Margaret)
this girl is the most perfect girl out there. she is gorgeous, beautiful, amusing, and comp-ssionate. she girl can take your breath away with just one glance or one word. it’s unbelievable. multiple guys like her, but she’s very focused on school and thinks that relationships at this point in life are pointless. my goal is to change her mind…
me: i really like this girl maggie (margaret)… she’s the best.
bob: really?!?
me: yes, i think i’m going to ask her to prom!
bob: good luck.
me: i’m probably going to need it.
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